love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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