There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
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You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
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Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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