Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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