NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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