What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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