soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I deserve to be covered in dicks
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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