What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
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