you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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