marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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