the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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