The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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