My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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