i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
