When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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