That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
