Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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