i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
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