You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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