it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Can you bring me the toilet please
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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