if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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