your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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