We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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