Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
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He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
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My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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