Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
The best revenge is premature balding
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
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