Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
