My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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