im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
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I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
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I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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