question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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