What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
You don't make any sense
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I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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