Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
he fucked my hip out of place.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Randomize
