to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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