Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
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Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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