names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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