Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
It's no shave November. This is our time.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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