She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
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He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
She's just so happy...and so naked.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
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Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I'm always down for nudity.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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