Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
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that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
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That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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