so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Randomize
