doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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