idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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