Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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