why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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