I'm drive I can fine osifer
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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