Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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