I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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