just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
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I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
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I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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