We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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