we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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