i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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