what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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