No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
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It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
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Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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