I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
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she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
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If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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