two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
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I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
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I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Drunk is not a location!
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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