I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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