cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
my poor anus
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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