Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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