I must be too annoying 4 u.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I think I am morally bankrupt
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
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I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
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how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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