idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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