Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
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she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
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His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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